Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Doe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boyd, Detective.

Now Jordan. Yeah. You recently switched from coffee to green tea.

Yeah. Yeah. It's very perceptive of you.

Now, I know that the primary effect of the green tea, as you described it last week on the program,

was that it made you more smug. Oh, sure.

You now seem somewhat more relaxed.

Well, just to catch you up, I've switched again. Oh, really?

It's not green tea that I'm drinking. It's herbal tea. Oh, wow.

And with that switch comes a whole new me. Really?

It's sort of more like a yogurt commercial.

Well, here. Sitting cross like in front of a white background.

I think I can sum it up in one interaction.

Do me a favor. Tell me some mildly good news. Nothing like earth shattering,

you found a great parking space or something like that.

Sure. Jordan, I had the most wonderful halibut yesterday.

Could you mount a backtrack a little bit?

No food. Oh, no food.

So just got to be something kind of logistical.

Got to be different. You got to go right.

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