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Well, summer is coming to an end and the political season is about to begin and you know

what that means, you're racist. That's right. If you're a constitutional conservative

who believes in the principles of ordered liberty handed down to us by our founding fathers,

that's an obvious dog whistle because it causes leftists to make a high-pitch, whining

noise that can only be heard by unattractive Democrats. So you're racist. You see, leftists

like to call conservatives racist during election times and during the run-up to election

times and also during the period after elections and the period between elections and during

elections. Because otherwise, they'd have to tell you how they're planning to steal your

money and buy voters with it. And that's not a very good campaign slogan. So you're racist.

To see this strategy in action, you only have to tune into the Florida gubernatorial race

between Democrat Andrew Gillam, a socialist black man who wants to take all your money

and buy votes with it and Republican Ron DeSantis. Democrats declared DeSantis racist within

12 hours of his becoming the official candidate because DeSantis used the word monkey. Apparently

Democrats think black people are like monkeys. So when a Republican says the word monkey,

they feel he's being racist because monkeys remind Democrats of black people. So you're

racist. Other reasons Republicans would be called racist include trying to win elections

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