American journalists and other duplicitous leftists are very, very upset at President

Trump's treatment of the late Senator John McCain after this past weekend when Senator

McCain became the sort of Republican leftist like most.

The New York Times, a former newspaper, published a scathing editorial pinned by Times

editor-in-chief Blithering Provarication III saying, quote, John McCain's patriotic

commitment to not breathing stands as a stern rebuke to the fountains of foul Donald Trump

and other foul Republicans who had ceased on remaining alive.

If only they could learn from McCain's example, we would say nice things about them too, and

then bury them, unquote.

At CNN, America's most trusted source for hysterical mendacity, Don Lemon stared sincerely

into the camera and then realized it wasn't the camera, but a child's kaleidoscope and

then became so fascinated with the shifting colors he forgot.

When he was about to call racist, then he remembered it was Donald Trump and stared sincerely

into the kaleidoscope and said, quote, although I call John McCain a racist when he was alive,

now he's dead so he's a great man whose legacy proves that Trump is a racist because he's

still alive, which is racist.

Unquote.

When Lemon was told the camera was actually behind him, he spun around 360 degrees and

continued talking into the kaleidoscope because he never quite figured out the whole degrees

thing, which he says is racist.

Trump offended the mainstream media by refusing to lower the flag to half mass after McCain's

death, then lowering the flag, but giggling behind his hand, then quickly raising the flag

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