CNN says it stands by a story that is completely false and trusts in its reporting which was

both wrong and dishonest.

So array for CNN.

You all remember CNN, of course, it's that white noise machine they turn on at the airport

to make sure you can't hear the announcements about how long your flight has been delayed.

Well last week CNN breathlessly reported that former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen had evidence

that Donald Trump was aware of a Trump tower meeting no one cares about before the meeting

where nothing happened took place.

Now it turns out Cohen's lawyer, Lanny Davis, was the anonymous source for this largely

meaningless story and he says he made a mistake in the story was completely untrue.

This means CNN was not only incompetent in its reporting but also dishonest because they

allowed Davis to give a no comment on the record as if he weren't the original source.

In response to their latest catastrophic and humiliating error, CNN released a statement

to its audience, which is like three or four guys who were passing through Dulles Airport.

The statement was released by a man in a clown mask who said he wanted to stay and answer

questions but couldn't because he'd missed the gate change of his flight because CNN

plane on the public TV drowned out the announcement.

The CNN statement read quote, we hear at CNN stand by our completely false story and remain

absurdly confident in our totally incompetent reporting.

Although our facts were not correct, the story contained the words Trump and Russia and

so point to a narrative of collusion and treachery that we have been selling for coming up on

two years now with stories just like this one, which we also stand by.

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