All right, let's begin the week with The New York Times, a former newspaper,

and that ram bunches collection of clowns and blackers they call their op-ed page.

We like to call it knucklehead row.

This weekend the knuckleheads at knucklehead row outdid themselves in knuckleheadedness

with an op-ed entitled Stormy Daniels Feminist Hero.

And yes, I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking, oh, Claven, you're such a funny guy.

How I love your hilarious satire and you're good looking too.

But no, so help me.

This is a real op-ed by Jill Philippovic.

Miss Philippovic says Stormy Daniels is a feminist hero because she is not ashamed

of being a porn star who had an affair with a married man and then blackmailed him

and then refused to honor the deal she agreed to when she was paid off

because she saw an opportunity to get more money and attention.

And her lack of shame for doing these things makes her a feminist hero

because now feminists can imitate her by doing immoral, degrading,

self-destructive, and utterly humiliating things without being ashamed.

So yay.

From now on, all across America, New York Times reading feminist moms

and their absolutely miserable husbands will be teaching their daughters to be more like Stormy,

maybe by showing them some of Stormy's films like Dripping Wet Sex 4, Young and Anil,

and of course, the unforgettable tormented in which she plays tormented woman in sex scene number six.

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