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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 563: Sonic the Headhog with Chelsea Davison

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea Davison (Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, @Midnight) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how even though Jesse is something of a dairy queen he can't drink a glass of milk on its own, Chelsea's friend's unbelievable hobby of "mermaiding," everyone's first cartoon crush, and the beautiful Sonic poem that Jordan saw on a bulletin board at a sandwich shop.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.3

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.5

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

0:13.7

Jordan Morris boy detective.

0:16.0

Seen in Los Angeles traffic is the category for this week's program Jordan.

0:21.0

You were looking at your hand when you said that.

0:24.5

I'm wondering why do you have do you have a do you have crib crib notes for this

0:30.0

impromptu jeopardy we're playing no I was just

0:35.0

I was just kind of in a reverie.

0:38.0

Mm-hmm, you know and you kind of like I was just kind of gazing

0:42.0

Fuck your on drugs aren't you? You're on drugs. Where did you learn this?

0:47.0

Okay, so the category is wait till your father gets home. It's gonna make you go cut a switch.

0:52.5

Seen in Los Angeles traffic. I was this is not a quiz game. Okay. This is you are presenting it an anecdote.

0:59.0

Oh, okay.

1:01.0

But I wanted to contextualize the end actually I it's since I have control the board. Can I take popery?

1:06.0

Yes

1:09.0

That news that's also the same anecdote. Oh, okay. Yeah

1:13.0

So I was getting off the 110 freeway here in Los Angeles. Great North South freeway.

1:19.0

Lovely. If you're headed up to if you're headed up to Pasadena, that's that's the route I'd recommend stay off the 134. It's homely. Yeah.

1:28.0

110 is the oldest freeway in Los Angeles. No, I didn't know that. That's true. I learned that at the Peterson Automotive Museum. Hey.

1:34.0

They had a whole exhibit about the 110 freeway. It was not very impressive.

1:40.0

I was getting off the 110 freeway on a road called Figaro Boulevard with the oldest and most important arteries in the Los Angeles driving system.

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