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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 562: Pleasant Taint with Brendan Hay

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2018

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Brendan Hay (Harvey Street Kids, Dawn of the Croods) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the european soccer player villain in Cliffhanger who kicks people off the mountain, Brendan's desire to expand the roster of his new Netflix show based on Harvey Street characters to Casper, Richie Rich, and ultimately Baby Huey, and Jesse's deconstruction of the song Word Up by Cameo and how it cannot be about anything but a disfigured penis. Plus, Jordan asks an important question: is the culture more horny for Santa than usual this year?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.3

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Moore is boy detective. Welcome to the program America

0:18.2

Even you Utah

0:22.1

Nebraska

0:24.1

That's the one

0:25.6

No caffeine in this

0:27.7

So Mormons can enjoy I have a question. Yeah, did you ever have to memorize the state capitals?

0:35.2

Yes, I mean I think I had to I think I did not I was asked to I was assigned

0:42.2

Memorize I still don't know like what shapes the states are like I am terrified at maybe there would be some

0:48.9

oblong yeah

0:51.0

There would be there's some instance where I would have to fill in the states on a map and I would do so bad at it

0:57.6

They're all hexagonal. That's why America's known as the great honeycomb

1:01.7

Right exactly. Yeah, the honeycomb hideout if you were we hide out from the other countries

1:09.0

Don't tell them we're here. Yeah, I I was I middle school I had to memorize every country

1:14.6

Mm-hmm, but I don't think I had to memorize all countries. Yeah, every country that seems like too much

1:19.8

It is too much. It's too much to ask of a child. There's two careers, but I think it speaks

1:25.5

They're different in some way. I don't know it speaks to a

1:30.4

Fundamental problem with the American educational system, which is it our

1:35.2

Priorities are misplaced. Mm-hmm right from the very start if you think what is this?

1:40.5

What is the building block on which all American education is built?

1:45.5

the answer to that is

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