Ep. 564: Candy Please with Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2019

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger (Doughboys, I Love You America, Love,) join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the three distinct phases of the frozen yogurt craze that has swept America for the last two decades, the idea that really hard, poorly designed video games based on popular franchises hurt children's self esteem in the 80's and 90's, and the importance of context when discussing swimming prowess or showering with others. Plus, everyone brainstorms some ideas for 2019 slogans that will get us pumped up to take on the new year. Make sure to vote for your favorite! And come see Bubble and JJGo and The Doughboys at SF Sketchfest!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne the one-eyed man
0:13.3	Jordan Morris boy detective
0:15.1	Now Jordan you think that'd be a penis
0:16.5	Happy New Year!
0:19.6	Oh sorry you were saying something?
0:21.7	About your penis
0:22.9	Yeah yeah yeah
0:23.7	No I just can't see out of one of my eyes right now
0:26.3	I was staring at full bitch
0:27.7	For old acquaintance me for God
0:32.0	I don't get a lot of neurological symptoms other than pain for my migraine headaches
0:38.2	Right
0:39.2	But sometimes when I've had a few days with headaches in a row I will get where one of my
0:43.8	eyes is like all white and blurry and I was kind of staring at Mitch across the room
0:52.2	from us one of our guests on the program today and I realized that it was weird to basically
0:57.4	be doing the like camera one camera two scene from wins world with a person who does
1:01.7	not know what's going on I was just trying to figure out what was going on with my eyeball
1:06.5	so I felt like I should get that out in the open I'm just having a hard time seeing
1:09.6	are you concerned that maybe he thought you were signaling him to follow you to an undisclosed
1:15.9	location for a sex act?
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