Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Hello, how are you?

Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Oh, God, thank you.

Look at these people.

Wow, thank you.

Oh, I appreciate it. You sound like a full crowd.

Wow, I tell you, I'm going to miss these sparse crowds.

Let me go back to normal.

Really, I've come to love it.

And I know why you're happy today.

The vaccine now, as of April 1st, a few days later, from now is going to be available to people over 50.

So agents all over town are calling their clients and saying, don't do it.

It's a trick to make you admit you're over 50.

That's how we handle things.

But it's so funny. You can get the vaccine at any age if you're a smoker,

an ex-smoker, a living a crowded neighborhood, have a handicap.

And the thing is, you don't have to prove any of this,

because we are always aiming to protect the key sector of the LA economy, liars.

But you know, you can just tell Americans we just want to get out of the house.

We don't even have to have exactly the old lives back.

Just don't make us watch No Mad Land.

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