Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maul.

Thank you, people. How are you? Oh my gosh, thank you very much. Thank you.

Happy people. Thank you. I appreciate it. You can now. I know it's I love you too. I know it's hard to breathe in those masks that looks like you will be ending soon.

We have a reopening date here in California. June 15th. We will all businesses at full capacity as of June 15th.

And that's probably because we have California the lowest COVID positivity rate in the entire country, but still number one in herpes.

So don't get down. So we are reopening. And now comes the hard part. Think you give something to tell all those people who you said, you know, I really want to get together when this is over.

Some sad news. I must report here from England, Prince Philip, Queen Elizabeth, dude. Shockingly dead at 99. He died today.

He died as he lived peacefully in his sleep.

And I tell you, bitter about that harry thing to the end. His last words were, I never bought Megan Markle as a lawyer on suits.

So Matt Gaetz is in the news. Do you know Matt Gaetz? These are a public and huge trumper from Florida. If you don't know, be sure to picture because everybody knows.

That's not the right picture show the real. And they do look a lot alike. He always has that look.

I was sure the picture gets applause. I mean, all my hard work. No, that's Matt Gaetz. He always has that look on his face like eat it nerd.

He's in big trouble. If you heard this, he's allegedly accused of sex trafficking, sex with a minor and showing nude pictures to the other guys at work.

Basically, all the stuff you assume would be going on if no one had brought this up.

In his defense, his job title is Florida Representative. Now, I... This guy did do some sleazy things. First of all, he was allegedly giving ecstasy to these women.

And, you know, Republican ecstasy, I have to tell you, he was a little different. Oh, good. They're catching on faster now. Yes, it is.

You stay up all night hugging the flag and screwing poor people. It's a little different.

So, also, the videos of nude women, you know, this is... He had these. He was showing them around. He showed one of a nude woman with a hula hoop.

And Lindsey Graham said, I have never seen anything like that. Also, is that a hula hoop?

So, different tonight. Okay, so... But apparently Matt Gates visited this. He asked before any of we knew any of this. He asked the Trump White House when you have Fatsos was still in office.

If you could have a blanket preemptive pardon, as innocent people do, for any future crimes. It didn't even specify just a blanket pardon.

And Donald Trump today spoke out on this. He said, that is bullshit. He said it is a total fake news story. Everybody knows that when I was in the White House, all legitimate requests for pardons had to go through the Kardashians.

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