Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you. Wow. Look at this. Thank you. Oh, I appreciate it.

Thank you. Oh, spring is sprung here. Huh? Oh, I appreciate it.

Thank you very much. I I could see the happiness, the enthusiasm, the love because thank you and we are getting back to normal.

I see it everywhere. The traffic is heavier. Restaurants are open. Republicans pretend to give a shit about the dead again.

I feel like any minute, Pam Anderson could remarry Kid Rock.

Things are just returning. And listen to this.

They said the distancing rule to have for kids, school kids, which has been six feet. Now, three feet.

Moving in the right direction. In Florida, the students are hopeful that by fall they'll be back inside their teachers.

It's a. Oh, my kid Florida. But of course with us reopening it brings other issues.

We have a surge of migrants at the border and the authorities say we cannot take any more. Any more unskilled foreigners who don't even seem like they want to work.

We already have Megan and Harry. Good crap. Good crap.

She give out treats when they laugh at the laugh at the politically incorrect ones. Good.

But here's something interesting I read about the pandemic that we're hopefully coming out of it during this last year they say this survey's found.

The average single person has been masturbating three times a day.

I don't know who this is exactly. I assume it's the guy in the Zoom meeting who claims he's petting his cat.

I assume. I know. Well.

Of course it doesn't really reveal anything about human nature we don't already know, but it does explain why Costco is all. It's out of Kleenex.

But hey, Biden's kind of kicking ass, you know, the, uh, well, you know, his big thing was I'm going to get a hundred.

That was his big thing. I'm going to get a hundred million vaccines out and a hundred. He's way had 97 million vaccines.

I've got two million a day now. Trump. Trump. Trump said, oh, sure, if you want to show off government that tries.

Now Biden promised a hundred million and a hundred days way ahead of that schedule. Of course, you have to understand this is a guy who eats dinner at 5 p.m.

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