There are reports today that the FBI investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of private email

while Secretary of State has now expanded to examine whether Clinton may have violated

public corruption laws by trading favors for donations to her foundation.

Mrs. Clinton responded to the rumors immediately by rising from her bathtub screaming, all right,

you lousy gringos, you want to play, let's play.

Say hello to my little friend.

She then sprayed the room with machine gunfire while shouting, you'll never take me

alive, jeemann, and rushed outside where she climbed to the top of an enormous, globe-shaped

gas storage tank shouting, I made it, Ma, top of the world.

The tank then exploded in a rising dome of fire, consuming both Mrs. Clinton and much

of the Democratic Party.

In the aftermath, ABC News Chief Anchor George Stephanopoulos said, despite the charges,

there was no smoking gun.

Except for the gun that lay smoking next to the wreckage of the DNC.

But not counting that, there was no smoking gun.

Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin show.

There's no smoking gun, so that's what we're going to talk about.

We're going to talk about, we got a lot to talk about, we're going to talk about Hillary

Clinton and the character issue.

They carry, you know, I wrote a novel a while back called True Crime and it was made into

a Clint Eastwood movie, it was a big book.

And it was a death-roath-thriller, but it was also a satire of the news industry.

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