European leaders have issued a new set of guidelines containing 10 steps that women can take to prevent being raped by Muslims.

Step one, pack your bags. Step two, move to Kansas. Step three, stop listening to European leaders. Step four, remember how you told your boyfriend you were a strong, independent woman and didn't want him acting on macho and protective? Tell him you were just kidding.

Then make him dinner and have sex with him. Possibly that steps five and six. Step seven, when you see a Muslim male approaching, tell him you love Allah, then drive your knee into his groin.

Step eight, cover your hair with a headscarf and hide a 45 automatic in it. Step nine, get accepted to an American university so you can join a rape culture that everyone says is there but isn't instead of one that everyone says isn't there but really is.

Step ten, convert to Islam. This won't actually stop you from getting raped but you won't mind so much because you'll no longer be a free and equal human being.

Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klavin and this is the Andrew Klavin show.

Oh man, the aftermath of the sexual attacks and cologne and really sexual attacks that are going on across Europe is obviously the lead story today and some of Hillary Clinton's emails me know it's the lead story because the New York Times led with the death of David both and David Bowie, you know, rockstar 69 dies. That is of world importance because now if you want to hear major Tom, you'll have to play it on your MP3 player instead of having David over your house.

You know, he just can't be with you anymore. I'm sorry, I'm not making fun of David Bowie for dying. I'm just saying that that's not funny. I'm simply saying that may not be the actual lead story.

And it times leads with that and then goes into the next thing that takes up a lot of space on their front page is the Golden Globe Awards and that was really important because one day someone might see one of the pictures. I love that they gave. I love that they gave the prize to the Martian as the best comedy film of the year because this is Hollywood, you know, where a man in addresses a woman and Islam is the religion of peace and Barack Obama is a great president and the Martian is a comedy.

I guess that's what we're telling. And the other thing and I have to admit, I don't get the New York Times dead tree addition. I look at it on my iPad, which is very expensive when I line my birdcage with it because he lives in iPad a day.

But the other thing that so I don't know what was on their paper front page, but on the iPad front page is taken up with this whole thing about Sean Penn interviewing El Chapo, the murderous drug dealer.

And you know, why that should be surprised to anybody that Sean Penn is interviewing El Chapo. I mean, this is a guy who hangs out with murders and dictators. That's who he hangs out with.

But the way I feel about him is he once tied Madonna to a chair. So there's no such thing as an all bad guy.

So I think to be said, all right. So today, what today what I'm going to talk about I'm going to share with you what I think is the solution to a riddle. And I'm serious about this. This is a riddle that has bothered me for years. This is something that I've asked myself for years.

Why are smart people so stupid? Why are intellectuals so stupid? I know that sounds funny, but it really, it's not. I mean, obviously not all smart people are stupid.

Ben Shapiro is smart. He told me he was smart. He has an honest face, you know, I believe it. No, but seriously, you know, no kidding around. There are smart people who are smart, but there are a lot of intellectuals who are just incredibly stupid. I mean, these are guys with massive IQs, massive amounts of learning.

And they say things they really they have students in their professor in their colleges and they teach them things like there's no such thing as absolute good or bad. And therefore it's absolutely wrong to be prejudiced against another society.

And you're like, ah, stop saying those things because the stupid is killing me. You know, I mean, it's just incredible stupidity. Even the New York Times, I quoted this last week, the New York Times chief reviewer, A.O. Scott, was making fun of intellectuals and professors as being incredibly stupid.

And this from the New York Times, which is the source, which is where intellectuals go to become stupid. The New York Times is like the the salt lick of stupidity.

You know, I remember once I was in I was in Kenya and there's this wonderful salt lick, which is where a big rock of salt comes out of the ground. And the animals gather in the evening to get their salt.

And the New York Times is like that for stupidity. It's where intellectuals go as evening settles down over the terrain. So we're intellectuals go to lick up their stupid and even they are making fun of intellectuals. So why are you intellect.

And the reason this is important. The reason this is important is I really seriously feel like American intellectuals at this point in time are trying to get us killed.

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