Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. How are you?

Oh look, you're coming near the end of the terrible coronavirus. I feel it. I feel it. Thank you. Yes.

I could see. I always say I know why you're happy, but I feel the actual happiness to that.

I know, because, yeah, I know, because well, President Biden made his speech last night. Did you watch his speech?

He said by May 1st, vaccines, everybody, and he says July 4th, we look like we'll be back hopefully to normalcy.

Wow, that's pretty, yes. I mean, it's been a while. And also looks like the schools will begin reopening.

I know that beats a lot to a lot of people. Yeah. Teachers around the country are already practicing crying in their car in the morning.

And also they pass the big relief bills. Demiolis checks. This guy needs it tomorrow. You know, they're going out like.

So much checks are going out. It's like reparations are being stuck with your family. That's what I feel.

All the Republicans, every single one of them voted against it. The House, and the Senate, all every one of them.

Of course now that there's benefits, they're already taking credit for the benefits that are coming. They're like that guy in the office

if you get your birthday and then somebody gives you a gift and he goes, that's from all of us. Also this week we finally got some clarity on the most pressing issue of our time.

Did Megan make Kate Cry or did Kate make Megan Cry?

Tell me now so I know who we're not talking to at lunch. I never understood this fixation with the royal family. But boy, this week you're all talking about it. You can't avoid it.

Oprah did a big interview with Harry and Megan on CBS, which makes sense because when I turned it on, boy did I see BS.

Well, you can hate the racism but not love them for everything else. I mean, Megan did claim that before dating Harry, she never Googled him and she said she didn't know much about the royal family.

Yeah, in the first three days, you thought it was Ed Sheeran. That's how much she didn't... Come on. That's so light. Come on, Megan, you filmed your television show for years in Toronto. Every time you bought a Makachino, you used coins with your mother-in-law's face on it.

I think... But a question of big bombshell, not that it's not a big bomb shell, that there was horrible racism. It is terrible in the royal family.

And I'm sure it was very painful. And members of the royal are hierarchy, she said. We're asking her when she was bringing in how dark the baby's skin would be. And the queen said it problematic.

She said, this is why we've always discouraged sex outside the family. So, who else is on the shit list this week? Oh, Biden's dog. Major, yeah, a major fuck up.

He's back in Delaware. He's like Monolani, a left-hander. She spent the first six months in New York. It's a common thing though. But Biden's dog bit somebody. And the secret service says this is the first biting incident they can remember. Although they did once have to pull Lindsey Graham off Trump's leg.

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