Ep. #557: Joe Scarborough, Frank Bruni, Charlamagne Tha God
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh. |
| 0:31.0 | Thank you. Hi. Hey. Thank you very much. Wow. All right. Thank you so much for coming and |
| 0:45.0 | testing and helping and thank you very much. Oh, I appreciate it. I'm glad you're glad you're in a good mood. I got |
| 0:53.8 | to tell you. I had kind of it up and down week. Oh, I got all my money finally at a game stop. |
| 1:00.8 | And I put it all into Dr. Seuss books. So I just up and down. Yeah, I'm sure you heard about the big |
| 1:08.8 | current diversity this week. Yes, Dr. Seuss, the estate canceled or the six books were discontinued for |
| 1:14.8 | depictions that they said were hurtful and wrong, especially that one passage where the |
| 1:18.8 | Grinch says who's will not replace us. That was. |
| 1:25.8 | Oh, all right. |
| 1:31.8 | Jelaide Laughter's fun. As long as there's laughter. That's I don't care how long it takes to get there. I'm just happy for it. |
| 1:38.8 | Yeah, I can't keep up with who's on the shit list anymore. You know, Mr. Potato Head is. |
| 1:46.8 | I didn't even know what this fucking thing was. Mr. Potato Head is no longer Mr. Potato Head. I'm not sure |
| 1:54.8 | why, but he's just Potato Head. I'm not making this I can't I can't keep up. Parody cannot keep up. |
| 2:02.8 | Also, silly putty is now on the spectrum putty. It's. It's. It's. Raceship. But, you know, here's. |
| 2:13.8 | Among the things I like about Joe Biden, he doesn't he doesn't buy into this culture warship. He ignores it and he's got a 60% approval rating. |
| 2:21.8 | So, you know, I think. Yeah. And. |
| 2:27.8 | Also, levels of Malarkey have never been lower. |
| 2:31.8 | Indicator we have. But, you know, we are actually as divided as ever. |
| 2:37.8 | 15 states like you started with Texas and Mississippi, Alabama, Wyoming, Iowa. No more masks. They're completely opening up again. |
| 2:45.8 | I take a half the countries with Dr. Fauci and half of them with Dr. Seuss. |
| 2:49.8 | I. And Texas. Well, they are really radical on this. Don't not mess with their guns, their God, or their two-dollar shooters at Applebees. |
| 2:59.8 | These motherfuckers. The governor of Texas, he quoted Patrick Henry. Well, not not an exact quote. He said, give me liberty and give me death. |
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