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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 556: Jump Jams with Chris Gethard

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2018

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Chris Gethard joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the crazy magazine Chris used to write for hunting down supernatural stories in New Jersey, the recent commercial Jordan saw that sold him on cooking up some Spam, the emotional conversations Chris has had with his father about his career through the years, and the time Chris frustrated a dominatrix with his notoriously small and inverted nipples. Chris's new book, Lose Well, is out now!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.7

It's Jordan Jesse Goe, I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris Boy Detective

0:15.3

Jordan are you wearing a seasonal socks?

0:17.7

I am wearing street fighter socks

0:20.0

Oh okay, which is the holiday I celebrate

0:24.1

Well street fighter is a festival of Blanca

0:26.1

Street fighter is the reason for the season

0:28.0

Sure of course a lot of people say it's about the presence or you know the food I say it's about celebrating the birth of Blanca

0:35.0

Yeah, I had memorizing special moves

0:37.0

Of course, yeah, so those are the two

0:39.0

Yeah

0:40.0

God, you ever, you ever are affecting your dashed cancels?

0:43.0

You ever?

0:44.0

You could, it's not just about the special moves Jesse I mean that's pretty basic at this point

0:49.0

If you really want to upper game you got to work on your dashed cancels go ahead Jordan

0:52.0

Do you ever wish that you could go back to Victorian times and have a white Blanca day?

0:59.0

That is worth it, we're snowing, not we're Blanca's racist altered

1:03.0

Oh, is like green or something

1:05.0

He's green, yes he is that if I'm if I'm to if I'm remembering Blanca's backstory

1:11.0

And I like to think that I remember Blanca's backstory pretty easily pretty well

1:16.0

He's an American boy whose plane went down over the over the Amazon

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