Ep. 555: Halloween Sporktacular with Virginia Jones

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2018

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Virginia Jones joins Jordan and Jesse on this special sporktacular episode to talk about the horrifying audition notices she gets that are very specific about their pubic hair requirements, the truly terrifying crime-robbing that Jordan experienced this week and how it would be dramatically different if it happened last week, and the kaiju-centric museum exhibit that saved Jesse's weekend outing with his daughter. Plus, Virginia dazzles everyone with her mathematical Dracula facts and a trick to foil vampires with a handful of rice.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.4	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart Jordan Boris Morris. Oh
0:18.2	Are you like this my Halloween guy from?
0:22.7	Is that why your dress is a bowing gold character? No, no, no, I'm not I'm not Boris bad enough
0:29.2	Bullwinkles foe
0:31.2	Nor am I fearless leader Boris bad enough sposs. Oh
0:35.2	Boris Yeltsin you know president of the Russian Federation. That's me baby. Did I have some weird thing on my head?
0:41.8	No, that was Gorbachev
0:43.4	Pesna vodka hooray famous Russian guys
0:49.0	I this is my Halloween nickname as a tribute to Bobby Boris picket author of the monster mash
0:56.3	So I'm Jordan Boris Morris. Oh, that's great. Yeah, that's a lot of fun. We should mention this is our sport
1:03.5	This is our Halloween sport tackles. Yeah, a tribute to multiple use right eating implement and you know in general KFC
1:15.9	The wider
1:17.4	Tribute to KFC. How do you can I ask you a sincere question? Yes, we're going to introduce our guest
1:22.4	If I'm Bobby Boris picket. No, okay if I invited you out to Kentucky fried chicken. Yes right now
1:31.2	You and me yeah heading out getting some
1:34.8	No girls allowed
1:39.8	What what would you say to that? No, sure. Yeah, absolutely KFC's great. Yeah, kind of like KFC, too
1:45.1	Yeah, like like you know
1:47.2	Like like most fast food. I don't like it after you've eaten it. No, no right. Yeah, immediately as the last bite is done
1:55.9	You want to burn it to the ground, but and you know less is more
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