Ep. 557: Nobody Ever Pulls Out with Travis McElroy

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Travis McElroy joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Travis's new fancy (and possibly deadly) slippers he got for his trip to the Magic Castle and how it adds to his fall aesthetic of "Rogue Wizard," the time Travis's dad was frozen into a block of ice as a promotion for a car dealership, and a new memory that Jordan recently unearthed about his dad. Plus, everyone nominates someone they'd like to see as a non-canonical Doctor Who and then pinpoints the most prestigious or historic place they've taken a dump.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.0	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.3	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio suite. Jordan Morris boy detective
0:15.0	Jordan you're looking breezy today. Thanks on this program. You just don't you mean sleazy?
0:20.2	Well, I didn't say I wouldn't say we're not sleazy. Okay a little sleazy a little breezy God knows you're easy. Yeah, I know right
0:28.0	Can I can I talk with greasy?
0:31.4	Greasy may okay
0:33.4	Our guest on this week's Jordan Jesse go can't help himself. It's just he's got to do what he's got to do
0:38.9	In front of a microphone and just watch me go. He's gonna podcast. Yeah, he's known you can't stop him from podcasting
0:45.3	Oh, you're also lemon squeezy
0:48.4	He's known internationally as the King of podcast that is correct
0:55.0	The name he's given himself
0:57.6	From the adventures on my brother all these trends like these my brother my brother and me
1:03.1	Probably some other podcast that he's doing secretly and he hasn't even started distributing yet
1:08.3	Some that are just for me Travis Mackle Roy this one's for daddy
1:11.8	You say so when I when I got the chance to sign the new table at earwolf I
1:17.1	One I was very excited. Obviously very excited
1:20.6	We just say maybe this just for non podcast insiders who don't
1:25.0	Occasionally get to drop in on your wolf podcast. They have a they have a big table. Mm-hmm where where it's just made of plywood
1:32.0	Yeah, and where if you're a guest on a show you get to you get to add your you get your John Hancock and it's and it's a it's a it's a who's who this table
1:40.3	They've just got a new table from weird al yank of it to also weird al yank of it
1:46.8	Signature on and they just pull off Tomkins 150 times there was a Jennifer Aniston signature on there
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