Ep. 54 Back to the future blow jobs

The Perfect 10 Podcast w/Lahna Turner

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.4 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2013

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

This week Lahna meets up with veteran comedian and accomplished Hollywood producer Emery Emery at Universal City Walk (part of Universal Studios in Los Angeles). Emery tells Lahna stories of banging porn stars on the sets of all the classic movies we grew up with. They then talk about how to get ahead in Hollywood and why the popcorn is worse than crack at Universal Studios. Lastly the two touch upon Emerys current personal life and why he's in a polyamorous relationship. This weeks band is Andy D.

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0:00.0	Marty leads an ordinary life.
0:01.6	No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley.
0:05.4	Yeah, well, history is going to change.
0:07.8	And 1985 is not his year.
0:12.4	But Dr. Brown is about to change all that.
0:15.0	Are you telling me that you built a time machine?
0:17.4	Kind of a Dolion?
0:19.8	He's sending Marty 30 years back in time.
0:23.6	It works.
0:25.6	It's a sliding saucer from outer space.
0:28.6	Now, he's trapped in the past.
0:31.6	He's got to be a dream.
0:33.6	About to meet chocolate.
0:35.6	His future father.
0:36.6	He's a peeping top.
0:38.3	Wow!
0:39.3	And he's making an impression on his mother.
0:42.3	He's an absolute dream.
0:44.3	And he can sleep in my room.
0:46.3	Any of you do could have serious repercussions on future events.
0:50.3	Now, he's got to make his mother and father fall in love
0:54.2	I haven't even been born yet
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