Ep. 549: Clean Up on Aisle Three Way with Kevin Porter and Caroline Ely

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2018

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Kevin Porter and Caroline Ely from the podcast Good Christian Fun join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how many cigarettes everyone has smoked, Caroline's top breads, and the catchiness of a Christian pop punk anthem about abstinence. Plus, a cool ass baby shows up to spit on the Hippocratic Oath, and everyone does their best to punch up an orgy.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse go, I'm Jesse Thorn, the soft pretzel king
0:15.0	Jordan Morris, uh, who boy I guess I gotta come up with a bar snack related nickname now huh?
0:21.6	Yeah
0:22.1	If you're the soft pretzel king then I'm, uh, Johnny Tater Skins
0:28.8	Jordan Morris Johnny Tater Skins
0:31.6	So I have two first names
0:33.1	In this scenario is it Johnny or Jordan that I should call you
0:36.1	Jordan Morris, uh-huh
0:37.7	Johnny Tater Skins
0:39.2	Uh-huh
0:40.0	Yeah
0:41.0	So are you, I'm gonna, you know
0:42.0	Is it like your family calls you Johnny Tater Skins?
0:45.5	No, that's, I got, they call you Johnny and you added the Tater Skins
0:50.0	No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm married to
0:53.0	Oh, whooping names
0:54.5	So it's Jordan Morris
0:56.5	Hi-Fen Johnny Tater Skins, her last name is Johnny Tater Skins
1:00.0	Oh-ho-ho
1:01.5	So again, you know, she, we didn't want to, you know, just give into what the picture
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