Ep. 550: Fart Me to the Moon with Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Dan McCoy and Elliott Kalan from the Max Fun podcast The Flop House join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of graham crackers and other naughty breakfasts, Dan's identity as a baker in Jon Stewart's eyes, and the best songs written specifically for a movie. Plus, Jesse has some complicated questions about gray beard hairs, Elliott runs down a list of funny things his son has said recently, and Jordan describes his visit to a restaurant owned by a cult.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse Doe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:13.4	Jordan Morris Boy Detective.
0:15.0	How are you my friend?
0:15.8	I'm doing fine.
0:17.4	Wow.
0:18.8	Yeah.
0:19.8	My weekend has been uneventful, but I'm making up for it with a sexual voice that makes it sound like
0:27.2	I've got a naughty secret.
0:28.4	But the real secret is I don't.
0:31.3	I found three gray hairs in my beard.
0:33.5	Oh yeah?
0:34.3	Do facial hairs turn gray all at once?
0:39.5	What mean you had only three of them?
0:41.6	So that should answer your question.
0:43.1	Yeah. They were just growing out of a wart on my channel.
0:45.5	Oh, okay.
0:46.3	That what you mean?
0:47.0	Only three total hairs?
0:48.3	Yeah. No, I think you're fine. Your beard's looking chestnut.
0:52.0	But this is my, here's my question.
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