Ep. 548: Deez Nuts Woof Woof with Ben Blacker

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Writer and podcaster Ben Blacker joins Jordan and Jesse for a debate over what should be included in the holy trinity of dippin' sauces, a rundown of Ben's ambitious weekend including a birthday party talent show, and a new mystery from Jordan concerning his jocular swimming coach, and the discovery of a very important note from Jesse's wife that could change his life forever. Plus, Ben has a new comic book coming out called Hex Wives!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thornton. America's Radio Sweetheart.
0:13.9	Jordan Morris had a drink on an empty stomach.
0:16.0	Oh no. Yeah.
0:17.8	Jordan. Yeah.
0:19.3	Have a- you gotta have a few pretzels first.
0:21.3	I tried! I ordered something. They never brought it!
0:25.0	Oh no.
0:26.6	Is that true?
0:27.4	I ordered a basket of rings. Didn't get it.
0:30.1	The drink came.
0:31.5	Drink that. So you haven't had dinner.
0:34.5	No. You haven't had rings.
0:36.8	No. You haven't had anything.
0:39.2	I've had a drink.
0:40.3	Oh no.
0:41.3	And it's sitting weird.
0:42.7	Oh no.
0:43.7	Yeah. Getting a little sloshy in there.
0:45.2	I'm getting a little sloshy. My nose turned red.
0:48.5	Oh no. I saw some pink elephants outside. I'm a real cartoon drunk.
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