Ep. 547: Squirrel Nut Zitters with Guy Branum

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2018

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, writer, and host Guy Branum joins Jordan and Jesse for some fruit talk including the riskiness of stone fruits and the appeal of jazz apples, a warning concerning the dangers of a recreational Ricola cough drop as a gateway to more powerful cough drops, and a meditation on the anachronistic popularity of the song Stacey's Mom. Plus, Guy has a new memoir out called My Life as a Goddess. Get Guy's new book here!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.4	It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart
0:13.6	Jordan Morris boy detective swimming themed garbs
0:17.2	Yes, today, Jordan listen, wanted to check here's my plan
0:21.2	Yeah
0:22.0	Afternoon record, yeah took my car in to get service
0:24.8	We're in here on a weekday like this was our job
0:26.8	Yeah
0:28.0	Punch in punch out lunch box whistle blows yeah
0:32.0	Um safety for men. Yeah, uh killin some sheep. I'm thinking of those old Warner Brothers cartoon. Oh wow
0:38.0	Um I don't think the shoe signings should get killed but wait was there old Warner Brothers cartoon about an abotor?
0:44.0	So the the punch in punch out makes me think of those old Warner Brothers cartoons about the wolf and the sheep dog
0:50.0	You know and it's like hey Sam hey Frank and they both punch in and then go to their
0:55.0	Got it respective corners. Okay, you know got it and you know the natural order is I thought there was like a
1:02.2	Fied a Warner Brothers cartoon set in a sausage factory
1:06.2	Like an actual literal sausage factory right
1:10.8	Yeah, we got hold on guy sorry no one even knows who you are yet
1:17.1	The signature laugh you the signature giggle that you heard earlier
1:22.0	Was our close friend the host of maximum funds own pop rocket the host of televisions talk show the game show and now
1:31.6	The author of the brilliant and hilarious memoir
1:36.3	My life is a goddess the one the only the man the myth the legend the hardest working man and show business sold brother number one
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