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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 546: The Pegging Place with John August and Craig Mazin

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Esteemed screenwriters and podcasters John August and Craig Mazin join Jordan and Jesse for a deep dive on the nuances of eating pancakes, a dissection of John's recent experience taking his daughter to see Panic! At The Disco for her first concert, and the revelation that Craig has worked with the monkey from Friends and she gets paid in yogurt. Plus, we take a few calls from couples celebrating the most wonderful time of the year -- Anal August!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.7

It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart

0:14.1

Jordan Morris

0:15.2

Oh full of cake

0:17.0

Oh wait a minute

0:19.1

Oh god Jordan

0:21.0

I had to go boy probably

0:22.6

I had too many cakes before I came

0:24.6

I think the audience deserves some context on this

0:27.4

We're recording this week's Jordan Jesse go on a weekday morning

0:32.4

Yeah, and you're already full of cakes full of cakes pancakes

0:38.4

Oh I had imagined like a fine batter cake

0:43.4

No, I like to start today with the whole sheet cake from Costco

0:47.4

No, I mean I you know

0:51.4

Eagle ear to listeners will remember the episode from

0:56.4

A few months back where yeah, we had a lunchtime record

1:00.4

You called it away known for their use

1:02.4

No, for their listening skills

1:04.4

They're active listeners so like while you're talking they'll say mm-hmm

1:08.4

Boy that must have been difficult

1:10.4

Yeah, can I tell you are like a really powerful resentment that has lived with me since my middle school years

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