Hello, welcome to a steamy, humid, hot episode of fat mascara. I'm Jen Sullivan. I'm Garrett months,

sweating over here.

Hi everyone.

So Garrett, I continue to get feedback now that you're like a regular contributor and I have to share with you what I heard from a

listener who I saw in person last week and they said I love that dermatologist you've been having on more.

The guy...

Oh.

Who is she talking about?

He knows so much about plastic surgery.

He's so fun and funny and charming and I was like do you mean

Garrett and she was like yeah Garrett so apparently a lot of our listeners think that you're a

dermatologist oh my god I mean I'm honored should I start

cosplaying as a derm on Tik-Tok? I mean isn't that what all beauty editors do? I mean it is true I was

talking to someone last night at a work thing and we were talking about career

trajectories and she was like well I went to med school and I thought I wanted to be

a dermatologist and I dropped out and I became a beauty editor and I was like isn't that the dream that we all have

to be like how and I know a beauty editor that became a nurse a nurse that became a beauty editor and one beauty editor did that became a nurse, a nurse that became a beauty editor, and one beauty editor that

became a dermatologist. Yeah, it's in the world. This all makes sense.

When I go to see like my germ friends and like talk to them and stuff, I'm like I really

missed my calling but then I realize this is the thing that I couldn't do.

I hate popping stuff.

Oh, we can go into practice together. I will be the surgical part of it. You can talk to everybody,

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