Englishmen and other offemen at sexual deviants took to the streets of London last week to

protest Donald Trump because something something something. The protesters included men dressed

up as women, men who may actually have been women, women exposing parts of their bodies that

well brought up young ladies usually keep covered, and women with dyed hair and tattoos that sent

the message, I am psychologically dysfunctional, please help me. To protest the fact that Trump

something something these sad and irrelevant people staged such dramatic displays as throwing

girly ineffectual punches at a half naked Donald Trump punching bag and then swaggering

away as if they had accomplished something. They also displayed what the media called a baby

Trump blimp, but which turned out just to be a smallish balloon, though the protesters needed

a permit for it anyway because they live in a country where you need a permit to carry a balloon.

Ask why the protesters were protesting. One person told reporters, quote,

since our country no longer has any pride or principles, we have nothing to do but sit around

waiting to be enslaved by Sharia law so we figured we'd protest the American president to pass

the time until we cease to exist as a meaningful political entity. The protest ended abruptly when

it was announced that America had broken ties with England nearly 250 years ago, thus leaving

England in a relevant backwater with no say in who governs real countries like ours. Meanwhile

across the channel on the continent formerly known as Europe, France won the world corrupt by

defeating Croatia, which is like a country or something. In response to their victory, the French promptly

rioted to protest the fact that they just wasted weeks of their lives watching soccer.

Trigger warning on Andrew Cleven and this is the Andrew Cleven Show.

All right, the Cleven was weekend comes to an end with a bang, not sure what that was,

somebody falling down. You know, you want to take a look at YouTube. They've been manipulating

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