The massive Russia elections conspiracy continues to unfold.

Special counsel Robert Mueller has now produced indictments,

charging the Donald Trump only won the election,

because 13 Russian agents cleverly disguised themselves

as 63 million Americans and voted for Trump

in states that had more electoral votes

than the states where Russian agents disguised

as Hillary Clinton voters voted for her.

Although the Russian agents ran out of voter costumes

before they could vote enough times to give Trump

the popular vote, Mueller's indictment charges

that the Russians then traveled back in time

where they disguised themselves as the founding fathers

in order to create the electoral college system,

which shocked the Russians disguised as Hillary voters

by stealing the election from their candidate

through a complex and arcane mathematical charade

that was clearly designed by Vladimir Putin,

who then returned to the present,

only stopping off to assassinate President Lincoln

along the way.

Democrats in the news media, but I repeat myself,

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