Antifa, the fascist, anti-fascist group that is actually fascist, is protesting a proposed

new law that would force them to take off their masks while they're beating people up.

It's a true story. The unmasked Antifa bill would mandate harsh jail sentences for anyone who

quote, injures, oppresses, threatens, or intimidates any person while wearing a mask, on quote.

Fascist, anti-fascist leader Adolf Fascist says the new law singles out Antifa unfairly

just because they put on masks to injure a press and intimidate people, instead of, say, asking for

candy on Halloween. The fascist, anti-fascist, Mr. Fascist said quote, this bill makes no sense.

How in the world am I supposed to injure a press, threaten, and intimidate people without wearing

a mask? Everyone would be able to see my face and identify me, and then there would be consequences

for terrorizing my fellow Americans. Is that really the sort of country we want to become?

Unquote. Fascist, anti-fascist like Mr. Fascist claimed they are not fascists because they call

themselves anti-fascists, while assaulting innocent people in the streets like fascists.

In a recent interview, the anti-fascist, fascist, Mr. Fascist said quote,

as an anti-fascist, I believe in freedom, and so I should be free to beat the living crap out

of anyone who disagrees with me. Taking off my mask would hamper me in that important work.

Plus, I might catch a glimpse of myself in a nearby storefront window and realize what a

degraded monster I've become, which would be just plain depressing. Unquote.

The unmasked anti-fascist bill was proposed by three Republicans who brought the bill into Congress

where Democrats responded by putting on masks and beating them up.

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