Today, I officially give my endorsement to Amy Comey Barrett to fill the vacancy on the

Supreme Court.

Only Barrett can serve a group that has never been represented on the high court before,

a tract of women.

That's right.

For too long, babes have been denied their rightful place in America's halls of power,

while other groups like blacks, Hispanics, Jews, and women who couldn't get arrested in

any self-respecting saloon have risen to positions of prominence.

This is not to say anything disparaging about the looks of such women as Sonia Sotomayor

or Ellen Elyna Kagan.

But let's face it, the term easy on the eyes doesn't exactly leap to mind if you know

what I mean.

But with the appointment of Amy Comey Barrett, every babe in America will finally be able

to stand tall, which should help to show off their shapely figures and the flowing locks

around their perfect facial features.

Little child babes who now have nothing to look forward to, but a life of being treated

better than everyone else because they look so amazing will finally be able to dream

of something besides marrying a billionaire and having everything they ever wanted.

As babe activist Lola Vavum told reporters, quote, it's about time a babe is appointed

to the Supreme Court so she can do whatever it is they do while wearing a clingy yet feminine

outfit like the one currently outlining my tone and crevace's body.

Now, there may be some among you who say that judging an accomplished legal expert like

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