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Slack.com slash DHQ. A new movement called hashtag walkaway has begun

in which liberals, people like me who believe in maximum individual freedom, open-hearted

tolerance and a commitment to the truth, talk about why they walked away from the Democratic

Party, which after all is the party of racism, emotionalist groupthink, and dishonest narratives

meant to increase government power. But let's be fair. Shouldn't there also be a movement

in which people reject freedom and democracy in favor of leftism? So, to counter hashtag

walkaway, I'm here to begin the hashtag, descend into emotional infantilism and become

a Democrat movement, with five reasons to shift to the left.

Reason one. Whereas conservatives reject feminism and therefore treat women with respect

and kindness, leftists get to mob and bully women they disagree with. As a feminist Democrat,

you'll get all the fun of treating girls like crap while still thinking of yourself

as a good person because you support killing babies in the womb. This worked for Bill Clinton

and Harvey Weinstein, so it'll work for you as well.

Reason two. If you become a Democrat, all the cool late-night comedians will agree with

you and make jokes about how stupid your political opponents are. And you know late-night

comedians are hip and non-conformist because they all believe exactly the same things.

Reason three. You can tell everybody how loving and compassionate you are, right up until

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