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Slack.com slash DHQ. Pro abortion women are calling for a sex strike to protect their

right to have the abortion they won't need if they go on a sex strike. The women are

protesting the selection of a Supreme Court justice that hasn't actually happened yet

and the decision to overturn Roe v Wade, which the justice who hasn't been appointed hasn't

made. Roe v Wade, you'll remember, is the famous 1973 decision in which seven justices

said, quote, the right to kill your children is protected by the penumbra of the emanations

of the, I'll forget it, we just want you to kill children, so go to it. Unquote. The

justice has went on to say that the Constitution only allowed you to kill your children while

they were in the womb since once they come out of the womb, they might be able to alert

the police. Now, with President Trump picking a new justice, leftists and other loons are

afraid this decision will be overturned and replaced with something actually constitutional.

So, today as a service to pro-abortion women, I'd like to offer the Andrew Klaven show

solution to these leftist fears. From now on, women who support Roe v Wade should

absolutely refuse to have sex with any man who hasn't stood up in public and pledged

before an actual religious figure to love and honor that pro-abortion woman for the rest

of her life. These pro-abortion women should further insist that before any man can have

sex with him, he must allow her to use his last name as a sign that they are united

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