So, there's some news you might have missed yesterday if you were focused on the retirement

of Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy and how it caused many Democrats to melt down.

Into yummy, yummy leftist tears, suitable for drinking in this handsome tumbler available

with your year-long hundred dollar subscription to the Daily Wire.

You can come to the cap so your leftist tears won't spill as you're dancing happily around

the room as if Kennedy's retirement were across between a Jewish wedding and the Mamma Mia

sequel.

The other news is that Donald Trump has agreed to a July 16th meeting in Helsinki with

President Vladimir Putin of Russia.

Hearing of the meeting, special counsel Robert Mueller jumped excitedly from his chair and

cried, quote, aha, at last I have proof that Trump is colluding with the Russians, unquote.

He then ordered a raid on the White House surrounding the Rose Garden with G-Men carrying

Tommy guns who shouted at President Trump that he was surrounded and should come out with

his hands up.

And someone explained to Mueller that it was legal for Trump to meet with Putin, who was

actually just normal foreign policy.

Mueller responded, quote, well, then I guess this raid was pretty stupid.

And I should get back to spending millions of taxpayer dollars investigating things that

never happened and charging people with crimes that wouldn't have existed if I hadn't been

investigating them for no reason in the first place.

Unquote.

President Trump says that he's looking forward to the Helsinki meeting with Putin so they

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