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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 531: Mist Connections with Alison Rosen

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Alison Rosen joins Jordan and Jesse as they "candy up" and get into a discussion of Alison's son's media diet, the similarities of Jesse's baby Curtis to an afro-haitian dancer, and how the title of Alison's new book (Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)) was inspired by a party thrown by Maria Menounos. Plus, Jordan has both a new dresser and a pet dilemma and a momentous occasion call helps remind everyone that there is still some magic in the world.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris candy it up. Oh wow

0:16.6

Yeah, wow. Oh, you're that bubble in my throat. What's that bubble in your throat? That's candy. Oh my goodness

0:23.0

The saliva that comes great when you eat some candy because you need a little pep

0:27.5

Can I ask you a question? Yes, when you say candy. Mm-hmm. Is it possible? Is it at all possible?

0:34.5

That you're talking about double bubble brand bubble gum. No because candy doesn't make bubbles bubble gum makes bubbles

0:41.6

I guess I'm by bubble. I mean like you know when you have a

0:45.4

a sweet treat, uh-huh, you get your saliva gets thicker and you get a little

0:51.0

Our guest is nodding like you don't you're looking at me like you don't get candy bubbles

0:55.0

which is my perless can aim by the way

1:01.7

I

1:03.0

So your saliva gets how much thicker does it get?

1:06.4

noticeably real yeah enough so you get when you try and talk you get a little bubble sometimes

1:12.4

Out of your mouth like a drunk in a

1:16.0

Maybe okay, it might not be a but it's just like it's blockage. Is that why it's blocked? You kept going

1:22.3

Hick right and then I saw a pink elephant and I rubbed my eyes and I smashed my bottle with three x's on it

1:30.9

um

1:32.2

You know candy bubbles. Okay. I want to know if our guest confirms this so I'm gonna go ahead and bring her into the conversation

1:38.6

If you don't mind

1:40.1

She is a beloved podcaster. Mm-hmm. She is now an author. She has a brand new book called tropical attire encouraged a good friend of Jordan

1:50.1

Jesse go the one and only Allison Rosen. Thank you so much for having me. Jordan is 100% correct

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