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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 532: Mama Roach with Allie Goertz

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Podcaster, musician, and writer Allie Goertz joins Jordan and Jesse and they get into Allie's recent visit to an Austin Powers themed bar called Electric Pussycat, the new song Jordan sang to his cat Bug, what it takes to be Jesse's favorite comic book store, and the abundance of superhero statues at the MAD Magazine headquarters.

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.2

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.5

It's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart

0:14.1

Jordan Morris boy detective what a beautiful day it is here in southern California

0:19.0

Mm-hmm clear crisp no sorry it actually is not

0:23.0

Now that I say that out loud yeah I committed to how would you describe how would you describe the way I was

0:28.5

Yes, ending myself. Mm-hmm basically what happened is I started the show by spacing out a little bit

0:33.5

Mm-hmm and then I would describe the the weather is perplexing and hazy. Yeah sure a little muggy even

0:40.7

Yeah, it's a very odd like it's not hot. Mm-hmm, but it's warmer than you'd like it to be given that it's not cool

0:48.2

You know what I mean? Yeah in other words clear crisp. It's one of those days when you put on a sweatshirt and you're a little too hot

0:55.3

Sure take off your sweatshirt you're a little too cold. How you feeling right now?

0:58.2

Let's check in you're wearing a t-shirt. I still have my sweater on it'll probably come off at sometime during the record

1:02.7

Here's open fingers crossed. Yeah, it's getting hot in here. Mm-hmm take off all your clothes. All right

1:09.6

Yeah, I've never done a never done a dick out podcast. It's about time

1:14.8

What do you think the fans demand it?

1:17.2

Do you think that was the reaction that Nelly was going for when he wrote that song?

1:21.0

It's getting hot in here to take off all your clothes. Yeah, the reaction he was hoping for the reaction. Yeah, all right

1:26.1

Yeah, okay

1:28.1

What are you saying Nelly? Yeah sure Nelly? You've never led me astray before well except for that period where I wore a tiny band-aid on my face

1:35.7

Oh, yeah sure and he also sold me a bogus timeshare. Oh gosh a lot of downsides here hunting for Nelly

1:41.6

Yeah, you know what you know what? I'm not gonna take off all my clothes

1:46.5

This Nelly is an untrustworthy character. I'm only taking off all my clothes if Murphy Lee asks me

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