Ep. 530: Burger Cuck with Bill Corbett

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Bill Corbett joins the guys as Jordan recovers from shrimp overload after eating a delicious and giant shrimp po' boy sandwich for lunch and they get into the positive effect of Guy Fieri, the non-Halloween recreational usage of dry ice, and a Jesse explains how his family is handling "holiday monsters" like the Tooth Fairy and Santa. Plus, everyone goes deep on a shrimp hypothetical and Dr. Anus comes around to put a camera up everyone's butt.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free
0:05.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you
0:10.7	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.1	Jordan Morris full of shrimp!
0:17.6	Oh wow! God I'm full of shrimp.
0:20.0	Oh can you tell me what happened my friend?
0:22.0	Well I ate too many shrimp! Oh okay.
0:24.0	Bad story. Oh goodness.
0:26.0	Sorry there's not a better story there.
0:28.0	Did an unlimited situation? No it was it was a limited number.
0:32.0	Did you get that number was high in the classic value conundrum?
0:36.0	Of sure. I've paid this much for unlimited shrimp.
0:38.0	Right I'm gonna take this whole fucking red lobster down.
0:41.0	So you ordered shrimp?
0:43.0	I ordered yeah I had shrimp.
0:45.0	Okay so the rare lunchtime record for us.
0:49.0	Yeah. Or after lunchtime.
0:51.0	Midday. Midday record.
0:52.0	Usually we're evening recorders.
0:54.0	Usually evening recorders but sometimes.
0:56.0	Or so punchy. Sure. Sometimes you get a guest who has an afternoon free and you say fuck it.
1:02.0	We're gonna record in the afternoon.
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