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Infants on Thrones

Ep 531 – Infant General Conference Oct 2018

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

It’s time, once again, for an Infant General Conference parody episode.

Transcript

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0:00.0

When it comes to nicknames of the church, such as Odias Church, the Mormon Church,

0:11.6

to remove the Lord's name from the Lord's Church is a major victory for Satan.

0:17.0

Satan.

0:18.0

Satan.

0:20.0

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a being with no moral constraints.

0:29.0

My number one goal is to hurt the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

0:38.0

So many evil things I could do,

0:41.0

but still my favorite way to oppress is to call the church members Mormons

0:49.4

or abbreviate to LDS.

0:58.0

pleased to meet you. Hope you use those nicknames.

1:10.0

Because when you do then it's a victory for my games. I have to laugh when you're President Russ through Hinkley and Monson right under the

1:19.5

bus. I'll watch you squirm while you try to explain why millions were spent on the

1:26.6

I'm a Mormon campaign. How about the scene back in 2014 when meet the moments played on the cinema screen.

1:37.0

Pleased to meet you hope you use those nicknames.

1:45.0

Oh yeah, because when you do, then it's a victory for my games.

1:53.0

It lit the fire of my wicked desire.

2:00.0

Every time I heard the name Mormon Tabernacle Quiet.

2:04.7

It was really just one of my fiendish commands to name your service group Mormon Helping Hands

2:17.3

So let me please introduce myself I'm diabolical

2:19.2

To the core

2:27.7

And I used all my Hollywood influence to make Kirk say LDS in Star Trek 4

2:30.4

I think he did a little too much LDS

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