Hello and welcome to something's off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host,

Monte Python Jr. and today I will be joined by Justin Robert Young of the

Politics Politics Politics Podcast which is app because we're going to be apt excuse me because we're going to be apt

excuse me because we're going to be talking about the state of the union

address and an interesting slant on it that I think you will enjoy

afterwards after I have a guest I am going to run through a bunch of brilliant ways to improve the State of the Union address.

I assume that most of my listeners will eventually become president and so these are

bits of advice that I'm passing on to you in fact these are hints from Heaton but

before we get to that we do got to pay those bills so let's give a shout out to our sponsor.

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Mr Rodriguez, thank you for joining me.

Alan?

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