Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I'm your host Andrew Heaton for now.

And momentarily I will be bringing on Jonathan Braylock.

He is the host of Black Men Can't Jump Podcast and a comedian and we're going to talk about Bible literacy in public schools.

A quick warning, I don't think I'm going to do listener feedback today.

It is not because your feedback has been poor in any capacity. Rather, it's

been something of a fire hose the last few days. I'm apparently far more popular than I thought,

and thus I'm going to save most of your feedback on Friday where we're going to try something completely different than per usual.

So hold your breath if you're looking forward to me to address what is almost certainly Star Trek references in politics.

But today we will talk about Bible literacy with a very funny person here in a moment.

Before we do that however, I do need to give a word to our sponsor.

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