Ep 53: In Space, Everyone Screams for Ice Cream

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2012

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

A sweet discovery leads to some metaphorically rotten teeth when Cmdr. Hayes and Lt. Cola beam down to Papara, the ice cream planet.

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0:00.0	Captain, we found it.
0:05.0	We found it after no other ship in the galaxy could.
0:10.0	We found Papa Ra, the ice cream planet.
0:14.0	Good work! How soon to we're there?
0:18.0	We have about a day, strip, sir.
0:20.0	Excellent, keep me posted. Okay. Crick, keep an eye extra out on long-range sensors. Done. This ice cream planet is ours. I'm claiming it for the Federation. All right, well, you know the Klingon's already took control of the gelato planet. Are you telling me that there's no gelato on the ice cream planet? What about sorbet? What about soft serve?
0:38.7	Those are all different. Well, soft serve, yeah.
0:40.9	This is a first contact. I mean, I'm assuming that they're soft serve and hard ice cream, but I'm probably no gelato and no sherber.
0:48.3	It's a planet of lemonless ice cream.
0:50.8	Easy luck.
0:51.4	You can have any flavor you want. It appears once in the universe every hundred years.
0:57.2	Sit back down.
0:58.7	You heard it 32 flavors.
1:00.5	It's infinite flavors.
1:02.9	He's kind of floating.
1:05.3	Here, help me grab him back.
1:06.5	Oh, sorry, sir.
1:08.7	I was just thinking about Ice Cream Planet.
1:10.4	Yeah, all right. Well, we'll be there in one day.
1:13.6	Everyone, I want the ship at Yellow Alert.
1:16.0	Got it. Yellow Alert! Space. Space. Space, the final frontier.
1:51.0	These are the voyages of the starship's Sisyphus.
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