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Improvised Star Trek

Bonus Scene: Quiet Qaverns

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9573 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2012

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Capt. Baxter and Lt. Lady Cola are stuck in a cave. I don't know what else to say.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello there. You're listening to the Improvice Star Trek. I'm Chris Ratham.

0:05.6

This is one of our off weeks, so in a moment here, you'll hear one of our bonus scenes to tide you over until next week.

0:11.9

But until then, I did just want to say that we're aware that we've gotten some new listeners lately,

0:16.8

so I want to say welcome, and thanks for joining us.

0:19.3

And to the old listeners and the new listeners both,

0:22.3

I just wanted to remind you that one of the best things you can do

0:24.5

to help out the show if you've been enjoying it

0:27.4

is to tell your friends, word of mouth is some of the best advertising we have,

0:32.8

and also to review us on iTunes.

0:35.9

And just a quick word on what exactly these bonus scenes you hear on off weeks are.

0:40.6

Usually when we sit down to record, we will start out with a few warm-up scenes to get the creative juices flowing and make sure everyone is awake.

0:49.0

This week's bonus scene is one of our oldest back from when we first started doing this.

0:53.6

So please enjoy from June 12th, 2011, Quiet Cavens.

1:05.6

Ah, humidity's not doing me any favors.

1:10.3

Yeah, your hair looks like crap.

1:11.6

So it is yours.

1:15.6

Do you hear that?

1:16.6

That was me.

1:17.6

Oh, I thought there were like an army of bats heading towards us.

1:19.6

No, I'm just...

1:21.6

Do you want to...

1:22.6

I want to get out of the cave.

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