Bonus Scene: All Holodeck's Pre-Eve-view

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2012

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Lorem & Hayes discuss their Holodeck's Eves plans. Next week's esidode:"All Holodeeck's Eve."

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0:00.0	Uh, deck, deck seven. Oh, hello, Ensign.
0:08.1	Deck 14, please. Hi, Commander.
0:13.2	So, all holodex Eve just one week away.
0:17.1	Yep, yep.
0:18.1	You know what you're going as, dressing up? Oh, well, I'm unfortunately on shift for most of the night. But I get off just in time to head down to the holodeck. Yeah. But I'm going to have to come straight from my bridge shift. So I just got this. I'll just wear it here, and it'll actually stop my heart. Oh. And I'll just be a zombie Starfleet officer.
0:39.5	Right?
0:40.1	Yeah.
0:40.7	And, you know, keep me alive while my... Yeah. I mean, that's classic. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I know it's kind of a lazy... Yeah. Last minute. But that's, that's okay. You got bridge shift. I mean, there's only so many things that are within regulation and zombie.
0:55.9	Yeah, what about you?
0:57.3	Oh, uh, You have bridge shift. I mean, there's only so many things that are within regulation and zombie.
0:55.9	Yeah, what about you?
0:57.4	Oh, well, I'm going to actually just be handing out candy this year.
1:03.1	Like, I'm not going to go out.
1:04.6	I'm just going to be staying in my quarters waiting for kids to come to me.
1:07.5	They're just going to be, like, drenched in shadow standing in the doorway, peering out into the hallway. Yeah, I'll just be like, enter and the door will open, and I'll be like in there, into the darkness. Just hear my voice. You should say open and not enter, because then someone might walk in. Okay. That should be open.
1:28.2	Just be right there at the door and have a lot of lights on.
1:31.4	It's going to be my advice.
1:32.7	Bathe in light, huh?
1:34.3	Oh.
1:34.6	You think that's better for everyone to see?
1:37.5	Just to be able to open up the door and see me immediately.
1:41.8	So you're coming to the holodeck later?
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