Ep. 517 - Roseanne Barred
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2018
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | America went silent today after everyone boycotted everyone else for their opinions and then were fired. |
| 0:05.6 | Crys of outrage faded away as cries of outrage drowned them out and faded away as boycotts against the cries of outrage forced everyone to fire everyone who had already fired everyone else after their cries of outrage led to boycotts. |
| 0:18.0 | Though some defended the First Amendment, it was soon silenced by others who said that while they supported the First Amendment, they drew the line that supporting the First Amendment, which should be boycotted after which the boycotters should be fired. |
| 0:29.5 | Outrage Americans then took to Twitter where they said nothing, fearing a boycott. |
| 0:34.0 | A spokesman for Outrage Americans for boycotts and firing praised the decision to silence everyone and then fell silent after being boycotted by people who were subsequently fired. |
| 0:43.5 | In the aftermath, you could hear a pin drop until those outraged by the dropping of pins boycotted the pin droppers who were outraged and then fired before firing everyone else. |
| 0:53.5 | Seems like I'm the last person talking so let's get started. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show. |
| 1:23.5 | All right, this is a big day because not only is it male bag day so that all your problems are now over, it is also the day when we begin to release the Left E's Dictionary, my new series of videos. |
| 1:40.5 | This is the Left E's Dictionary, something I've been doing since PJ Media Day, so I've been doing it for years, but Jeremy Boring, the God King of the Daily Wire, and I sort of finally said let's really put this thing down 8-Z. |
| 1:52.0 | So we're going to start today with Antifa, we'll play it on the show later on after we talk about Rosanne and everything else, but we will play it here and then you can go on YouTube and watch it before they take it down for being hateful and offensive and true. |
| 2:05.0 | I think that's what it is. Oh, that's true. Let's take that down. Zay is for Antifa, the first edition of the Left E's Dictionary. I guess we'll be releasing one a week I think from now on. |
| 2:14.0 | So that's excellent. And I want to just say thank you, first of all, to young Americans for Freedom at UCLA. They hosted me at UCLA. We had a really good time and gave us nice speech and there was a big police presence. |
| 2:27.0 | And I want to say thank you so much to the LAPD, they decide when there might be trouble, they don't have to be asked, they just come out. |
| 2:34.0 | I live in a town where if you are an actor who pretends to be on the LAPD, you get paid $200,000 a week. If you're an actual officer on the LAPD risking your life to protect those people, not so much. |
| 2:47.0 | So that's, you know, their starting salary is around $65,000 a year. So I just really appreciated them being there. |
| 2:55.0 | Because then, you know, if you pretend to be a police officer, you then win an Emmy and make a speech about how awful policemen are and collect your $200,000 a week. But they're a really patient, really great guys. And I really did appreciate it. |
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