Kim Kardashian met with President Trump at the White House yesterday causing many people to make a joke about a Trump and Kim summit.

Many, many people making the same joke again and again.

So many. The joke erupted after several headline writers, broadcasters, and alcoholic homeless people noticed that Kim's first name is the same as Kim Jong-un's first name, which is also Kim Jong-un's last name, because that's just how crazy he is.

There were, of course, other similarities between the murderous dictator and the reality TV star, for instance, Kim Kardashian has an enormous ass, and Kim Jong-un is an enormous ass.

Also, it is very difficult to know what Kim Kardashian actually does for a living, and Kim Jong-un is an enormous ass.

Kardashian was at the White House to discuss prison reform, but while she was there, she decided to launch a nuclear missile over Hawaii, because she said she's named Kim, and so is Kim Jong-un, so she thought it would be funny if she did something he would do since they had the same name.

Hilarity ensued. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

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We also have astrophysicist Brian Keating here to talk about the Big Bang God and his new book, Losing the Nobel Prize, and I have to send my quick congratulations to our pal, the Nesh D'Souza, who has been pardoned by President Trump for the absolutely outlandish and ridiculous charge that was leveled against him, which was really a charge for making a movie that insulted his highness King Barack Obama.

I already pardoned Nesh, but it means a little bit more when Trump does it, and I think he did exactly the right thing. I'm really happy to hear that.

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