When Donald Trump started talking tough to North Korean president Kim Jong-un,

the headlines read, Trump pushes the world toward nuclear war.

When Trump's tough talk brought Kim to the negotiating table, the headlines read,

Trump is so eager for peace that Kim will outsmart him. When Trump responded to Kim's shenanigans

by canceling the summit, the headlines read, Trump summit strategy a failure.

Now that Trump's cancellation has brought Kim crawling back to the table, the headlines read,

we journalists are so cross-eyed with hatefulness and left-wing bias, we don't know what the hell is

going on. Please don't listen to us anymore. We're fools and naves. All right, I made that

less headline up, but future headlines we can expect to see include Trump denuclearizes Korean

peninsula costing jobs for Asians and how Obama's policies finally brought peace to Korea

during the Trump administration. They say the journalism is the first draft of history,

but they forgot to add that it's the first draft written by liars and buffoons.

Trick or warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

All right, welcome back from your Clayvin list. I never know whether to say happy Memorial Day

because it's kind of a solemn occasion, but at the same time, you have barbecues and

summer begins. Mine was not happy. I usually, you know, my weekend, one of the perks of my job is

I don't have Clayvin list weekends because I just get to take Clayvin home. It's one of the things

they let me do here at the daily wire, but this was a Clayvin list weekend. We're all heading to

New York to see Nolz's wedding, which is kind of a spectacle. It's like a virgin throwing

yourself into a volcano. And my wife went a few days early to see our daughter and so I was there

alone. I just started working and I never got out of the house. I never saw anybody. I think this

is the first time I've opened my mouth and spoken aloud for three days. It was really something else.

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