Ep. 512: It's The goop Guide Episode!

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This week we got Vegas Jackie HAWT OFF THE ROAD, Holden can't stop thinkin' 'bout them faceless penises on TV, and MJ has a SHOCKING REVEAL regarding their whimsy meter, Jackie was blessed by the Gods and called ON STAGE during a magic show in Vegas, Jackie tells a hAuNtInG tAlE of visiting the Zak Bagans' The Haunted Museum, WE SEE YOU LISTENING, MS. CAREY, Cher to be floating atop the 5:30am XXXtended Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year, Jackie bringin' Christmas to Holden during his Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH!, STRAP INTO YOUR $28,500 TUFTED BOUDOIR CHAISE FROM LAST YEAR IT'S TIME FOR THE GOOP HOLIDAY GUUUUUIDE!!!! DINGDONGDING!!!!, Jackie looks into The Other Adult Facial, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Did Jackie Zebrowski write the Cheetah Girls Books!??!?!? PART 1 OF A 2 PART LIST?!!?, (BELATED AND CURRENT BIRTHDAY WISHES TO LEXE, GIDEON AND MAMA Z, STINGERS UP!) THE BLINDZ, SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Oh, no, that is not the French candlestick.
0:17.0	I was trying to be helpless.
0:19.0	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we've all go, Las Vegas, we can't go out together with suspicious by.
0:30.4	With the same I can't help.
0:35.0	I'm falling in love with all in love.
0:38.0	Really?
0:40.0	Now I think you're attributing what you just did to being thrown off because of your
0:44.7	scratchy voice but it really has nothing to do with that because if Elvis doesn't
0:47.7	go on on stage and go oh oh oh he's never done that that it's not a thing.
0:54.0	There's no matter how much...
0:55.0	It sounds like movie air doing blurred lions.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.0	Oh, uh-huh.
1:00.0	I think maybe you meant to go,
1:01.0	oh, oh, oh, oh, no, I meant to go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm Elvis, oh, oh, my thing I always do.
1:10.0	Oh, this is the craziest thing I've ever heard of my life.
1:15.0	I'm all shook up.
1:17.0	Yeah, you know you want it.
1:20.0	All right.
1:22.0	Everybody get up. Yeah, all right. Everybody get up.
1:24.0	Yeah, all right, now we're speaking my language.
1:27.0	Hell yeah.
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