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Ep. 511: Spooky Lasagna

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The Last Podcast Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week Jackie uncovers some of her monsterfuckery backstory, Paranormal Activity leaves MJ's home in a state of eternal light and Holden keeps on Knife Dancin'! Jackie blasted through Britney Spears’ Memoir ‘The Woman in Me’, the entertainment world reacts to the loss of Matthew Perry and Goop herself recalls a very different kiss, Kid Halloween bringing joy to all as Jackie recalls memories of her candy rationing skills leaving Henry HANGRY, some horrifying celeb Halloween costumes, Megan Fox goin' aggro and tagging SAG-AFTRA in her Halloween photos, old man bullies a 20 year old over her teeth, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Justin Trudeau's Wife having an affair with Idris Elba?!? A disgusting list, BATTY BLINDZ, SPOOKY SHOUTZ and MOOOOORE!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:19.0

So the song came on at a party that I was at over the weekend and I realized I think that this was the song that when I sang it on page 7 made me realize I was a monster fucker. Hey there little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good.

0:26.6

You everything a big bad wolf could want.

0:31.4

And that song came on and I was just like

0:34.3

Squoosh and I was like I think that that was it. I think it was that song. I love the second verse

0:40.5

into a monster book. I love the second verse. I the second verse. Putting my penis in the creature from the black.

0:45.5

Oh, that's not.

0:48.8

Although I would.

0:50.1

I think that like, I'm pretty sure the creature is like the universal monster that I would

0:55.1

pick.

0:56.1

But I feel like really I thought you were more of a hair-based monster fucking not a slime-based

1:00.9

or a werewolf but like there's just something about like I feel like they're

1:05.6

you're say you're just preach of the choir I'm a slime boy all day long I know

1:09.8

that he's made of slimy monster. Yeah.

1:13.0

But he, I feel like he's just got the kindest heart.

1:16.0

Wait a second, I think Gronky would technically be a monster, a slime monster.

1:20.0

I don't think that Gronky is a slime monster.

1:22.8

I see him more of like because you played that music video.

1:27.8

Living on the edge.

1:30.1

And when Gronky comes out on,

1:32.3

living on the edge, because he says it right

1:35.8

as Gronky comes out, and we watch it all the time.

1:39.5

I see now as more of like a frog man.

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