Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Maugh.

We'll start the clock.

Alright sit down. I knew we were going to start. I can see. I can see.

I know why you're happy today.

Because the G7, that's the big boy economies of the world.

They have a meeting every year in a different country and Trump announced that they're holding next year's G7 summit at the Trump deraille and golf resort.

No relation.

The headline on Fox News was Trump finds the G spot.

I can't even keep up anymore.

And of course this is such a ginormous violation of the emoluments clause in the Constitution that has precedence,

cannot accept anything of value from a foreign country like for instance, in large convention of rich foreigners in your hotel.

You remember the Constitution, don't you Republicans?

Is that thing you used to hold up when you screamed at Obama for nothing?

It's not just that he's always breaking the law. It's that he obviously wants you to know about it.

The Joker doesn't want to get caught this bad.

This is Trump's idea of three-dimensional chess. I will distract you from impeaching me by committing more crimes.

It's like...

He comes home and Melania says that lipstick on your collar and he says, you should see my dick.

And...

And you know, is acting chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, had the nerve to say that they looked all over the world for the country,

for the best spot for the G7 meeting.

And it was just perfectly logical that it would be there.

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