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Real Time with Bill Maher

Bonus Bill – Ep. #510

Real Time with Bill Maher

HBO Podcasts

News

4.215.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2019

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.

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0:00.0

Welcome to an HBO podcast from the HBO late night series Real Time with Bill Muff.

0:07.0

["The People, The Okay, The People, Everything."

0:15.6

Thought your fans, are you?

0:18.6

Maybe you don't own a TV.

0:21.8

It was not a good day for the guests today.

0:23.6

I looked her on L.A. all the faces were frozen in shock.

0:27.4

Although that could just be the Botox.

0:29.0

I don't know if it's...

0:32.0

Yeah, the Trump team, they only know offense.

0:35.6

They don't know defense.

0:36.6

There's no...

0:37.6

Well, we're innocent because.

0:38.8

Fuck that.

0:39.6

Trump's defense is always to repeat the crime.

0:44.6

That he knows he's guilty of, but then do it in public.

0:47.6

You know, he was caught on the phone.

0:49.4

It was a private call with the Ukrainian president trying to get him to think I'm dirt on Joe Biden.

0:53.8

And then last week he stands on the drive,

0:55.6

we can just say, China, you should look into the Biden.

0:59.4

If Trump was a common criminal, you know,

1:02.8

who has to wear the ankle monitor,

1:04.8

most people try to hide it under their sock in their pants.

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