The great question of the day is whether you hear Yanny or Laurel.

For some reason, the internet went nuts yesterday over this recording. Listen closely.

Yanny, Yanny, Yanny.

Now, some people listen to this and hear the word Laurel. And some crazy dames

thinks there's some other word in there that doesn't even exist. Yanny,

the trick is that the word Laurel is recorded at a low register that normal people like men can hear.

And Yanny is recorded at the same high register at which someone might say, honey, could you please

remember to change the toilet paper when it runs out, which is completely inaudible to one half

of the human species. In other fun internet tests, they played a recording of Palestinians saying

death to America, and some people heard Islam as the religion of peace. They played audio of feminist,

screeching masculinity as toxic, and some people heard we just want equal rights,

and they played news of Donald Trump being elected president, and some people heard the words in

Russian. Clearly, this is a fascinating study of how the human brain interprets sound as opposed

to the way Democrats do it. Trigger warning on Andrew Clayvin, and this is the Andrew Clayvin show.

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