In its ever-expanding efforts to protect us from hate speech, Google has introduced a new

auto-correct function that prevents you from making the mistake of having conservative

thoughts.

From now on, if you type in the search, how can we protect our liberties, Google will

auto-correct.

To how can we encourage the state to guide us in right thinking?

If you type in George Washington, it will auto-correct to Karl Marx, and if you type

in Karl Marx, it will immediately play a happy animation in which a jolly clown distributes

money to the working man before slaughtering 100 million people in the name of social justice.

Google says the new function will operate alongside its current policy of celebrating every

fake and hateful holiday on its own page while ignoring the Christianity that fashioned

the culture in which their company thrives.

If you want to find out more about the new Google policy, just type in the words auto-correct

function, which will immediately be auto-corrected to please take my guns away before I hurt myself.

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